This Twitter user really brought the humor to social media with a thread comparing some of the biggest NBA players to well-known porn stars.
On Sunday, @DaMightyChiefs started a thread on Twitter that had people laughing with comparisons like LeBron James to Abella Danger. Describing Abella Danger as the LeBron James of the porn world, the tweet highlighted her skills on both ends of the field, her popularity with fans, and her ability to perform when it counts.
Another comparison featured Ja Morant from the Memphis Grizzlies being likened to Ash Kash. Drawing parallels between their success at a young age and their potential for greatness in their respective fields, the tweet praised their fan appeal and attacking prowess.
Enes Kanter was humorously matched up with Mia Khalifa, pointing out their similar paths to fame and notoriety, including controversies and physical attributes.
Kyle Lowry of the Toronto Raptors was playfully compared to Violet Myers, emphasizing certain physical features and play styles that make them stand out in their professions.
Even the legendary Michael Jordan wasn’t spared as he was connected to Johnny Sins, highlighting Sins’ diverse career choices and reputation as a legend in the industry.
For the rising star LaMelo Ball, similarities were drawn between him and Astrid Wett, focusing on the hype surrounding them and areas they can improve on to reach their full potential.
And last but not least, Stephen Curry was linked to Lana Rhodes, emphasizing her impact on the industry and how she elevated the game, much like Curry did in basketball.
Overall, this Twitter thread brought a fun and unexpected twist to the usual comparisons we see online, showcasing the creativity and humor of social media users.
Lana Rhodes Known as Steph Curry
Lana Rhodes is likened to Steph Curry for revolutionizing the game. She’s credited with elevating the league’s talent pool to where it stands today. A versatile player excelling at both offense and defense. Legendary talent. pic.twitter.com/2e3lGqLlDQ
— Twiter Is My Fulltime Job ? (@DaMightyChief) May 10, 2021
Zion Williamson was compared to Lena Paul: “Lena Paul is similar to Zion Williamson due to their unique abilities. Lena created a memorable moment by engaging with a dedicated fan that sets her apart. She has the potential to dominate the league but encounters setbacks. A potential legend in the making.”
Shaq was likened to Crystal Lust: “Crystal Lust embodies the qualities of Shaquille O’Neal through their powerful presence. They effectively utilize their physical attributes in competition. Regarded by some as the top player in terms of size and position, with defense being a strong suit. Dominance personified.”
Russell Westbrook was compared to Riley Reid: “Riley Reid resembles Russell Westbrook as both are perceived as overrated and have controversial achievements. Despite a promising start, Riley Reid’s career trajectory has led to mixed reactions. While still talented, she doesn’t maintain the same impact. A legendary figure nonetheless.”
Vince Carter was compared to Sara Jay: “Sara Jay is akin to Vince Carter in terms of experience and longevity. With desirable qualities and a stellar prime, Sara Jay is destined for the hall of fame. Despite a personal block, admiration persists. A plea for reconciliation to resume fanhood.”
Honorable Mentions:
Mia Malkova = Kevin Durant
Brandi Love = James Harden
Angela White = Chris Paul
Lisa Ann = Paul Pierce
Adriana Chechik = Collin Sexton
Dani Daniels = Yao Ming
Autumn Falls = Ben Simmons
Kim Kardashian = Derrick Rose
Madison Ivy = Anthony Bennett
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